"fucking idiot"

me to me (via v-ws)

(Source: hotsenator, via hoeljaldane)

  • House phone: *rings*
  • Me: nah

"If you cum and she doesn’t…you didn’t fuck her, she fucked you."

Not me (via fvckem)

THANK YOU

(via thatstrangecatladyerin)

(Source: a-dimension-of-mind, via ssugar-sweet-daisy)